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Name: DAM
Country: United States
State: Arizona
Metro: Flagstaff


Interests: Spreading my knowledge to the undeserving world. My hair.. My life... My reasons... My way...
Expertise: Giveing people something to think about. And Pissing off Chearleaders.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Media


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Member Since: 2/11/2005

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Saturday, June 25, 2005

"Special Muffins" conitued

 

-Currently Chit ( pernounce shit) is walking through the forest as the sun reflexs off his dread locks that have razor blades at the tips. (pic is un avalible at the moment.) Chit just arived infront of DAM's house and as soon as he touches the door handle Chit atomatically lets go. and then close his eyes. and sends a mental message to Red..- "Red what's going on?"

-Red now crying like a baby... is buzz from the muffins finnally over.- "All I did was ate a few muffins. and that was all... .... and now he is going to kill me..... help Chit help..."

-Chit shakes his head.- "Damn it Red you need to stop your crying your pethetic right now.... so what is DAM doing right now..."

-Red trying to calm down looks DAM and as soon as he looks at DAM ...DAM Disapears- "Chit... it's dark... "

-Chit opens the door into the house and it looks normal to chit but Red can't see him nor DAM at the moment... and Chit can't see both of them either.- "well dude... you both already passed over to the other realm..."

-Red starts to cry again..- "it's soooo. dark..... and my head hurts..."

-Chit shakes his head and says to himself- " where are you DAM?" -as he looks around the room-

-Big Red then claps his hands as the metal starts a spark and flames engulf his hand and lights the area around.him.-

-chit senses the sudden change in temp ad walk in the kitchen and then senses DAM's Aura really strong.- "Crap Red he is right behind you."

-Red quickly moves and was nicked by Dams sharp claws. and Red's blood started to dripp and then it left the dark realm both him and DAM were in .. and back to where Chit was standing. and landed on him and started to burn Chit like it was acid.- "DAMN IT RED."

.....TBC.....


Monday, March 07, 2005

"Special Muffins"

-DAM WALKS UP-

"I know your wondering how I got a fricken black eye. Well it was from this Dumb Ass over here, He had to eat all the "Special Muffins" Yes all of them T_T. "

"So don't let this twig fool ya he eats."

-Red still haveing a buzz from the "Special Muffins" and talking really fast- YAsowhatyou hadit commingtoyou ifyouwouldjustsimplyhide "THE SPECIAL MUFFINS" underlock and KEy KEI KEY thenwewouldn'tbeinthispardickament now would we... heh heh I said Dick.

-DAM Looks at his twitching ear for awhile and then snaps out of it-

"Well any way, we are now makeing more special muffins and going to show you how."

-Red bounces off the walls- WOOOO hooo. MUFFINS!!!!

-DAM getting iritated- "Sit Still DUMB FUCK you have to be my eyes cause you decked one of them so bad that it's now lights out for it."

-Red walks back to the side of DAM- the lights are out? whao DAM I can see perfectly in the dark

-DAM reframs from hitting Red.-

"OK......

Well first off. you need a bowl. Red Bowl..."

-Red throws the bowl at DAM's head and barely sees that Red throws and DAM Ducks and the bowl barely misses him and hit the wall and shadders-

-Red luaghing uncontrolably- Dude you should of seen that ... it was all matrixs like Imean like voooomclickertickback BAM.

-DAM gets up and his ears are fully back and now DAM's fingers slightly twitching-

"Red......Run"

-Red looks at him still kinda luaghing- Hey man why notunlessyou... wait... no... not that..

-Red scurries around as the room goes black and the door wont open and Red is now scratching at the door as fire surrounds Red- Hell no i am to beautifull to die.... Help help Chit are you here yet, help control this demon..... HELP -Red Continued to screem as DAMs eyes glowed a golden color.-

"RED YOU HAVE PUSHED THE LINE FOR THE LAST TIME"

........TBC....(ToBeContinued?)


Thursday, February 24, 2005

©Ashley Conner

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"Hello,

 My Fans...."

-voice in the back- um who you talking to.

"Red Come Here!!"

-voice in the back- alright but if your up to something I will slam you a good one.

©Ashley Conner

-person that was in the back- ok so what did you want?

-DAM Luaghs-

"Hey guys this is a good friend of mine.... "Big Red" Just like the bubble gum."

-Red Eats a "Special Muffin"- yeah just like the gum, sugar and spice but nothing nice.

-Red luaghs with mouth full-

-DAM Eye Balls The "Special Muffin"-

"Damit Red How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You, Those Are For Later."

-Red Eats Anouther one-

-DAM's ears twitch as he begans to get irritated.-

"How Many Have You Had So Far, Red?"

-Red Thinks for awhile.- 12 does it matter?

-DAM Tackels Red and start punching him-

"you Know How Much you've Eaten....

Do you

Do you...

those are for our get togeather....

What Are we going to have later on ?

Huh Huh Huh???"

-Red blocking the weak punches with his gauntlets luaghing cause the Special Muffins just kicked in- Dude you should see your face right now... and besides we can make more. Now get off of me before I beat your ass real good.

-DAM Punches Red in the face and it connects.-

-Red surprised but now ticked off.- Ok DAM you got your hit in now Get OFF!!!!

-Red then punches Dam in the face knocking away to where he hit the back wall.- Well he is going to be in sleepy land for awhile but he has handled worst from me. well it was nice meting you all.

come back again

~Big Red~


Wednesday, February 23, 2005

"Special Muffins"

-ring ring-

"Hello?"

-person on other line talks fast-

"Whoa Chit...(Pernounced Shit) yeah go ahead and bring them over I'll have Red Come Down..."


Monday, February 14, 2005

BK UPPERS.

Ok I happen went to burger king and Know what I love those People cause they encourage people that have alot of time on there hands to read the wrappers, bags. and cups.

I mean it I love it.

I bought a chocolate milkshake and this is what It said on my cup.

~Have It Your Way

EST,1954

Maybe you want alot of ice. Maybe you want no ice, Maybe you want your top securely fastended, or maybe you want to go topless, hmmmm? Maybe you want to mix COKE, and SPRITE

Maybe you want to let your cup runneth over (we wish you wouldn't). What ever you do . make sure to have things your way.~

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Have It Your Way.

"I am Likeing it already."

Est. 1954

"ok look their throwing his-tor-y into it now."

Maybe you want a lot of ice.

"yeah I do but it cost a fortune sometimes."

Maybe you want no ice.

"This is true cause who want's to wear all that bling"

Maybe you want your top Securly Fastened.

"Ok...."

,Or Maybe you want to go topless.

"Ok Pause. if Chicks are reading this ... i love how these cups are getting in there heads already. I mean it is hot blonde chicks are reading this, I want to be where their at right now."

hmmm? Maybe you want to mix COKE AND SPRITE,

"Ok They have gotten in my head, They know what I like ... -hides back of white powder-"

Maybe you want to let your cup runneth over ( We wish you wouldn't).

" Well who else wouldn't want an extra two sips?"

What ever you do , make sure to have things your way.

"Beleave me I will..."

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Ok So do you agree with me now...

I could always use a good luagh and BK does that for me....

Even though their Burgers Can KILL.

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Thank you now I have some friends I need to meet out back.

so um.. later I guess.



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